"Science"
Oncemore, we see our resident Sakuyalover's fit of frenzy.
Today's came with Nadeko's custom quote feature, allowing him to create the quote "see heres the thing, the word deranged is expressed as "unable to think clearly or behave in a controlled way" and yet you call me deranged. however, nothing about my actions are unclear or uncontrolled - i am completely aware of how i act. as you may call it insane or crazy, you also ignore the fact that the words insane mean you have lost all sanity. i have complete and utter sanity and yet none of it surfaces, because i control what comes out of my mouth, and i choose not to utilize my sanity during it. thus, you cannot say that i am behaving in an uncontrolled way, when i am in complete and utter control of my lack of sanity," triggered by ... "what the fuck dusk."We aren't quite sure what this means, but our analysts are figuring it out slowly but surely.
In the meantime, I offer... a bit of introspection. How far can Sakuya bring us, really? How far into the unknown would we go for him, and how much do Itaru kinnies depend on his gacha luck? One opinion by analysts is that Dusk actually displays all the traits of Itaru kinnie syndrome—— odd gacha luck, gaming, gayness, and a need for Sakuya Sakuma to bless them.
We must acknowledge that this has not been tested yet, but it could mark a landmark discovery in the scientific community.
Inside Kai's mind
I began the interview by asking what had driven Kai to commit such crimes, but they only gave a curt answer:
It was a bit scary, to be honest... such a loaded response. I asked for further clarification, but they just nodded and smiled. Startled, I went back to my predetermined questions.
"...I would have been a sad lonely child. And that would have been sad."I asked, at last... if Kai would give me a nice monologue, to wrap it all up. They obligated, and gave me a peak into their life, and opened up to me about themself.
"When I was a young child, I often spent most of my time alone with my grandma. I didn’t really mind it, I was always the lonely sort and I never really thought too much about being alone. Then again, I wonder if it contributed to my life of crime...? Still, me being alone was a given, after all. ...And then, you know, as children do, you stumble onto the web, you read several billion fanfictions and you have a very strange phase where you’re very into gore and drawing guts in your notebook — no, just me? Haha....but what I’m trying to say is that without the internet, I would have been a sad lonely child. And that would have been sad.
I don't think I will ever forget this moment.
Scandal in the Enstars fandom
And, well... havoc, it caused. The Enstars fandom experienced a surge of activity during the time period the ranking was posting, posts recieving up to four hundred retweets within the span of two minutes.Replies were another issue— some people even got defensive and angry when their favourite characters failed to rank.
The biggest issue in this poll, was, of course, the lack of Eichi Tenshouin. Eichi Tenshouin is widely acknowledged as the best Enstars character. Everyone who opposes this fact is also widely acknowledged as wrong, and it is a tragedy to see that the correct members of the Enstars fandom were disappointed when Eichi didn't even make the Top 30, despite being deserving of #1.
I'm watching you, Enstars fandom. Eichi will win. Eichi will reign supreme.
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